Studio Cowboys
“Get off your horse and drink your
milk.”
Attributed, incorrectly, to John Wayne
Here’s some statistics to get your head around. The number
of cowboys, which is to say men that worked with cattle, who were black has
been estimated to be around 50%. Since no one in the 1870s kept data the actual
figure is unknown but we know it was high. In Arizona Territory many more are
reckoned to have been Mexicans and Native Americans. It suggests that if you
drove cattle to Abilene in the 1870s and you were a white man whose first
language was English, you were somewhat unusual. It tells you something else;
it must have been a rotten job wages wise; how many ranch owners were that
enlightened that they’d pay a recently freed slave or an Apache the same rate
as a white man? We haven’t even considered what it was like to ride tall in the
saddle for eight or more hours a day. People who have had to do that will tell
you it makes such everyday activities as sitting in a chair painful. Reading
between the lines, it becomes apparent that cowboy wasn’t a long term career
choice. Assuming that you weren’t thrown from a horse, suffered heat stroke,
snow blindness, TB, snakebite, fever, typhoid, syphilis or smallpox, you’d want
to get out of the business by your mid twenties. After that you either had no
choice, were pushing your luck or you were a sucker for punishment. So how did
what’s beginning to sound like the worst job a man could ask for become so
mythologized? How is it that barely had the sun set on the range so to speak
than men were lining up at photographers’ studios to look the part of a
ruthlessly exploited, prematurely aged and poorly educated labourer?
There are cabinet cards and tintypes of office workers
dressed as cowboys but the fashion seems to have really taken off at the turn
of the century, when the real photo postcard first appeared. That coincided
with the publication in 1902 of Owen Whistler’s The Virginian, which cultural historians mark as the birth of the
cowboy legend in literature. 1903
marked the release of Edwin Porter’s The
Great Train Robbery, which was the first western movie but more properly
the first serious dramatic film made in America. This was also the era of Theodore
Roosevelt, the closest to a real cowboy America ever had as president and a man
who believed New York’s flaccid inhabitants could learn a few things from the
cowboy’s simple, direct philosophy. His favourite artist was Frederic
Remington, who we’ll get to later. America stood at the cusp of world power and
it needed foundation myths. Forget Columbus, the Pilgrim Fathers and Valley
Forge. America was born in the Wild West, and there were still a lot of people
around who had lived through it.
One thing to bear in mind: in the real Wild West a man
either wore chaps or he carried a six gun; he didn’t do both. Only cowboys – men
who worked with cattle – wore chaps, to protect them from the thorns as they
rose through the brush, and while a rifle had its uses if you wanted to guard the
herd from coyotes or wolves, strapping on a revolver was pointless and only
added to the health risks in an already hazardous job. For sure there were
times during the Montana sheep and cattle wars when cowboys could expect a bit
of violence on the range but mostly it was kept to the towns, where they turned
up, crawled out of the mess of rags they’d been wearing for the last few weeks
and went off to a bar for a few drinks, and maybe a fight. The fact that guns
might be drawn and someone carted off to Boot Hill didn’t mean he was in his
sheepskin chaps at the time, though wearing a set into a bar in Tombstone or
Abilene would have helped get him there.
Reading about the legendary outlaws one soon notices a few
patterns. Some, like Jesse James and Clay Allison, were veterans of the Civil
War and if it’s too late to find out for sure it is still worth wondering how
many emerged from that conflict so psychologically damaged that perpetuating
the violence made sense. Billy the Kid and Wild Bill Longley were sociopaths
who needed no justification for killing a man other than they didn’t mind doing
it. A few – and I don’t know why this should be surprising – started their gun-fighting
careers as lawmen, which didn’t mean they were on the side of good, merely paid
by it. A glance at Wyatt Earp’s life story is enough to know he was familiar
with the concept of moral ambiguity long before it became a literary term.
Speaking of Earp, the people in these photographs might not
have been aware of how much they owed to the man. He was still alive when most
of these were taken and was earning a living as a consultant to Hollywood. The
producers wanted the truth but they weren’t too fussed by facts and here was a man
who could tell them exactly what it was like to stride down the sun baked main
street of Tombstone, fingers just above the Colt poking out of his holster,
ready to draw against one of the toughest gunslingers west of the Pecos. Best
of all, no one was alive anymore to contradict him. His only rival for
Hollywood’s attention was Emmett Dalton, on the straight after years in jail,
and he wasn’t about to cast aspersions on Earp’s grasp of the truth when a
little fabrication made them both look good. The Wild West that Hollywood
concocted in the 1910s and ‘20s came pretty much straight out of Earp and
Dalton’s mouths, or imaginations.
It seems there were a considerable number of shootouts at
high noon, enough to give them a legitimate place in the folklore, but what we
know about most of them is that they were spontaneous and often ended in a no
contest on account of both players missing with their shots. Famed gunfighter
Doc Holliday once drew on a man in a saloon and shot a bystander in the toe. Not
only did the bystander risk lead poisoning from the bullet, there was a strong
chance he’d die on the operating table when the bullet was removed. Holliday of
course could not in all fairness notch that kill on his gun though he probably
did.
Another myth of the Wild West was the crack shot, the man
who could shoot from the hip and plug his opponent straight through the heart.
Gun experts agree that for that to happen the gunslingers had to be about four
feet apart or lucky. In the 1890s one circus sharpshooter explained how he got
so accurate shooting a playing card that had been flicked in the air.
Beforehand he would remove the lead bullet and fill the casing with buckshot
then replace the bullet with a papier maché substitute. When he drew and
fired the papier maché exploded into dust but one of the pieces of buckshot was sure to hit
the card. The hard part was spinning the revolver and putting it back in the
holster in one smooth move.
The sad reality of the Wild West was that you were more
likely to die at a dentist’s hands than a gunslinger’s. And if you survived the
dentist’s chair there was a strong chance you’d emerge on to the street with
the beginnings of a pernicious drug habit. Again, the figures are a little
vague but it seems a high number of cowpokes were addicted to morphine,
invariably as a result of visiting a dentist, though if they broke a wrist
falling from a horse and needed some quick attention that could do it too. It
doesn’t seem right, does it; stepping into a Tucson saloon and realizing the unfriendly
silence is because everyone’s too doped up to do much else besides stare into
their whisky glass.
Another man the people in these photos owe something to is
Frederic Remington. It’s common for art critics and historians to brush him off
but if you’ve ever felt the lure of the West it is impossible to hate him. Give
him his due. He heroized the cowboy – he was probably responsible for the
notion that the Colt revolver was part of the cowpoke’s stock-in-trade - but in
fairness the figures in his paintings are rarely the loud, swaggering John
Wayne types. They look more like the men here, out of place and sorts.
Remington was New York born and bred and only went west during the dying days
of the frontier. Suffice to say he never saw a Pony Express rider in action and
the closest he got to trouble with Indians was when he turned up to Wounded
Knee a few days after US soldiers had massacred 150 men, women and children,
most of them unarmed. He nevertheless believed that old story about the ethos
of individuality, self reliance and fundamental justice, what we’d call true
grit, being the source of America’s greatness and the answer to its problems.
Give the West the boy and it would give you back the man. He was deluded of
course. By the time he died in 1909 America’s success was much more dependent
upon the millions of office workers who kept the government’s wheels turning,
the kind of men who escaped the tedium by pretending for a few minutes they
were cowboys.
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